What stupid things do you do when drinking?
My old "go-to" was to buy Ken expensive gifts when drunk. I would intentionally pick out a gift before drinking, go have my drink, and then buy him a better gift.
In this fashion, Ken first was gifted with leather coasters at Francis Ford Coppola's Napa winery after the wine tasting. Had I bought his gift before, he would have just gotten a plastic plate depicting a sea creature. Next, Ken got the pre-selected boxers PLUS an un-sharpened Japanese sword from Disney's Japan in Epoct following my sake tasting. Then he received a work of art from a Newport art gallery as "thanks" for proposing to me...after a margarita and a half. Finally, we both got a Brazilian calf-skin rug (yes, it still has hair) during a brew fest.
I've since moved on from gifting Ken. We've been buying so many things together, not to mention, we have a joint bank account, so gifts aren't my priority. The new thing I do after drinking is signing up for running activities.
2 bottles of wine have committed me to two half-marathons (one in Tacoma, not even my city!) and a 14-week training program towards running a half marathon.
Damn, drinking really keeps me in shape.
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